Just kidding. These aren’t real. It’s April Fool’s Day.

But don’t slam the computer shut just yet! Hear us out…

You were going to drop $30 on some silly shorts, but why not use that money to become a Transit Ally for $6 a month instead?

You can pretend it’s like Afterpay and you’re buying these shorts in $6 installments over 5 months. The shorts will never arrive because they’re not real, but you know what is real?

The difference you can make as a Transit Ally! As part of this community, you’ll get to fuel the fight for transit justice all year long. You’ll also get a welcome gift, free admission to a ton of fun community events throughout the year, and if we ever do order these booty shorts for real, you’ll be the first to know. 😉